User blog:Zoomer3539/Super Scaredy Papa: Day 1

I'm back, everyone! I really want to complete my Geekout series, but I'm going to restart my Scaredy-Papa series first. But as SUPER Scaredy Papa! Things will be different, but everyone will still be there. Are you ready?

Papa: Testing, testing, one two three, am I good?

Tony: You're good.

Matt: Don't talk too loud, you'll give me a headache.

Papa: Welcome, everyone, to the new smash hit game show: Super Scaredy-Papa! The game show where ten teams of two compete in some...some...Mandi, show me the script card!

Mandi: (mouths out) I forgot that one! Just say, "savory challenges!"

Papa: SAVORY CHALLENGES! Let's meet our contestants! Boomer, Daredevil!

Boomer: Beat me, everyone. I dare you.

Papa: Timm, the Dancing Dream!

Timm: The dream who will become everyone's nightmare.

Papa: Kenji, competitive eater!

Kenji: Hey, why wasn't my occupation in initial cap, Like This?

Papa: Jojo, the Food Critic! What's your occupation, Jojo?

Jojo: That is not my name! THE FOOD CRITIC IS MY OCCUPATION!

Papa: Harsh. Radlynn, the Radish Rampage!

Radlynn: Why'm I here?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Johnny, Lumberjack!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Johnny: I better win or I'll be doing some "wree wree wree" up in here.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Mary, undiscovered artist!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Mary: 'Til now.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Taylor, the Videogame Freak!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Taylor: Yeah, the Videoga- WHAT?!?!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Alberto, the Soccer Star!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Alberto: I wonder where Penny is. She was right here...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Willow, the Cupcake Goth!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Willow: And author! Geez, don't you ever read?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Rudy, the King of Spades!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rudy: Man, I hope Scarlett's here.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Sarge Fan, the Onion Obsession!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Sarge Fan: Anyone want an onion burger?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Scarlett, the Queen of Hearts, A.K.A the Ace of Hearts, A.K.A the Vocal Cupid, A.K.A Rudy's shrine.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Scarlett: I'm all of those things...except...RUDY?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rudy: Papa, shut your mouth!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Peggy, the Fan-Art Cowgirl!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Peggy: Yee-haw!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Mindy, the famous hairstylist!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Mindy: Bye mom!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Vicky: Bye, sweetie! I'll meet you at mumble mumble...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Akari, Delivery Girl by day, and something else by night! Isn't she a peach?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Akari: No.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: Swell. Hacky Zak, the uh, mango brain! No offense.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Hacky Zak: Why would I be offended by a complement?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(silence for 1 minute)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(everyone watching Super Scaredy-Papa on TV changes the channel)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: ...Roy, my nephew!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Roy: I wanted to be a judge...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: No. Tohru, the Comic Freshman!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Tohru: Shh! I'm reading Cactus McCoy, Saga 6, Book 24, the Curse of the Broken Carrot Diamond Comes To Life and Kills everyone! It's the final book. I wonder how it ends...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Papa: And finally, Penny!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Penny: Yay! Thank you! I'm so honored! I'd like to thank this Sundae Award to Alberto-

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">More Coming Soon!