User blog:Zoomer3539/Papa's Geekout World 5: Nacho Falls

In the last episode, Papa outwitted Breadlioz and his witless...gang of Musters by turning them all to stone! Breadlioz will not be coming back for a while. And it appears that the Ancients holograms of Saul, Olive, Oneida, Musad and more will help Papa on his quest! Oh yeah, Roy joined the party too. What will the Savory Prophecy have to say? Find out....right.............NOW!

Papa: So, I guess this is the fifth world.

Penny: I want to see if the Savory Prophecy says anything about this world.

Cooper: I'll check. Wha- the page is blank!

Prudence: That can't be right. What about the Chapters after that?

Cooper: Blank again!

Roy: Hey, Uncle Louie? I think whenever we enter the fifth world, the third chapter should appear.

Papa: Great idea! Cooper, if you will.

Cooper: I certainly will! (whistles and walks) Oh, dude! It works!

Penny: Hmm...this is interesting. Chapter 3...

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Welcome to the fifth world, travelers. This place is what's known as the Nacho Falls. The Nacho Falls has a mysterious palace made of frozen cheese. An unnamed prince lives there. He shall give you the key to the Cellar of Time. Once you walk in...you will encounter an acquaintance of yours... you must use the power that takes you higher...again.===== Prudence: The Cellar of Time?

Cooper: Prince?

Penny: Acquaintance?

Roy: What does all this mean?

Papa: Dur! We've gotta meet the prince!

Penny: Oh...a prince. (blushes)

Papa: But...I thought you were in a relationship with Alberto.

Penny: Oh, we broke up. (sobs) I found out he was hanging out with Willow too much.

Papa: I thought that Willow was in a relationship with James.

Penny: They're not. But I hope that Alberto comes back. I miss him so much!

Cooper: A...ny...way...let's go on to the Frozen Cheese palace.

Roy: Is that it in the distance? That looks like a cheesier version on the Peppermint Palace from Wreck-it-Ralph...and...Speedo's version of Papa Louie 3: When Sundaes Attack?!

Prudence: Does that mean...we're in...SUGAR RUSH?!

Papa: Nope. Two reasons...the first one is that this place is taco themed. The second is that there is two less spokes at the top of the castle.

Cooper: Huh. Well, I kan't wait to get in there.

Penny: Kan't? Wait...I meant to say kan't...WHAT THE HEKK?

Papa: Oh no, it seems as if all of our k's are mixed with k's.

Penny: This is so konfusing.

Roy: I'm going in. I'm gonna try to make it klear with these kheese guards.

Kheese Guards: Who goes there? You shall not enter the castle of Kheese!

Papa: Hey, you used a k! I mean, a k! Well, the letter after b.

Kheese Guards: We will allow everybody to use c's. Welcome to the castle of Kheese. Prince Kheeseworth lives here.

Prudence: Okay, so can we go in?

Kheese Guards: What is your business here?

Papa: I'll just give you the short version. So I was starting a game show including 32 contestants. Then the contestants and I got transported here. I've been trying to stop these bad people: a giant purple onion with an army cap (Sarge), a female cherry-colored-skin human with lime green hair who I first thought was a boy (Cherryl), a little girl with a mushroom for a head and curly blonde hair (Shroomina), a giant garlic bread with muscles and a running band made out of those little Air Head Xtreme things (Breadlioz), an almost nine-year old Pepper Jack who I am assuming is an amazing fighter (Chester), another human with indigo skin with a Sundaesaurus cup for a hat, and pink, orange, and lime green hair is visible through the cup, and he has an orange tuxedo which makes him look like he's Mickey Mouse using a baton on an orchestra (Count Illusherbet), a former comrade named Yui who was hypnotized by the cherry person (Yui Bolt), and a giant magenta-colored radish with leaves for hair and looks like a whacked-up version of Professor Fitz (you don't know who that is)(Radley Madish). I have to save all of my contestants, even if it means the hypnotized one. Then I need to crush all of the radish man's minions and finally get back to our WORLD!

Kheese Guards: It's so sad! Please, come in! Boo hoo hoo...!

Prudence: Wow, now it looks like the Emerald City from the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! I wonder if I was Dorothy, taking care of Toto like that...I wish I had a dog.

Papa: Wait for it...

Prudence: PICKLE! I hope she's okay! I'm going crazy! Please! Somone take care of the little border collie or whatever she is!

Cooper: COOKIE! I hope he's fine! I'm going cuckoo! Come on! Someone watch over the little tabby cat or whatever he is!

Roy: Be quiet! There's Prince Kheeseworth!

Kheeseworth: Who goes there? I shall have you removed.

Papa: Your Majesty, Prince Kheeseworth. I shall gladly tell you why I'm here. I'll tell you there short version...(inhale)...I'm trying to go back home.

Kheeseworth: Ah, and you need me to enchant one of you with a power?

Papa: Yes, that would be most wonderful!

Kheeseworth: Ah, let's see...the person who awaits me...is named Delivery Boy Roy.

Roy: I'm talking to a prince! (squee!)

Kheeseworth: Kayya kunakez...hocus pocus focus...AIA KA-KE! Nope.

Roy: Dang. But can we have the key to the Cellar of Time?

Kheeseworth: Oh, yes. Of course you may.

Roy: Yes! Although...I feel like I know you from somewhere.

Kheeseworth: I feel the same about Penny. I wish she'd never broken up with me...

Penny: What? Alberto? Is that you?

Papa: What is going on? Oh, well! We have to get out of here! We can't mess with the Ancients, especially a prince!

Penny: Alberto...I know that's you.

Kheeseworth: Oh, Penny...if I'd only been a little more independant...

MORE COMING SOON!