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Foodini wrote: Mr Morshu wrote: Foodini wrote: Mr Morshu wrote: Mr Morshu wrote: CalzoneManiac wrote: We do know that Papa Louie got the X sauce from Munchmore. Maybe Xandra and Xolo are helping him? Who knows? Maybe they were BORN in the X-Zone! In fact, for all we know, maybe they were Radley's CHILDREN! It probably went like this:

The X-Twins were just babies when the accident happened that turned Radley into what he is now. Just like any mutant, Radley thought of himself as a freak just after the accident. He worried that his kids seeing him as a human/radish mutant would warp their minds, so the night before he broke into Professor Fitz's lab, he disguised himself with a white cloak (the same one he uses in PL2) and then took them to a hot air balloon warehouse and sent them away, hoping they'd be found by someone who would take care of them.

But WHY WOULD RADLEY MADISH CAPTURE XOLO AND XANDRA IN PAPA LOUIE 2 AND PAPA LOUIE 3???? It doesn't make sense! The answer: Radley went insane! You would too if you were trapped in an alternate dimension inhabited by semi-intelligent food creatures with nothing to do but try and find your way out, wouldn't you? And, as previously mentioned, the X-Twins were infants when the Accident happened. There's no way Radley could have recognized them 14 or 15 years later, especially given the mental state he was in.

Oh. What about Luau LePunch and Sarge? And is Radley Madish his real name? How did Radlynn get a Radley Madish shirt if it wasn't included in the box Radley gave her? I never said the Radley Madish shirt wasn't included in the box! Why would I say that? Radlynn's Flipdeck PROVED that the shirt WAS there.

Now...you want to know about Sarge and Luau LePunch? OK, then. Unfortunately, I don't have a story for Luau yet, so here's Sarge's story:

There's something you should know about Papa Louie's food lab: before Papa Louie owned the lab, it was owned by none other than Sarge! As a human, Sarge was a successful businessman named Shady DaPepper (that's why he used this name when he was in disguise) who owned his very own factory that produced Italian food products--mostly things that had to do with onions, pepper, and pizza of course! However, when Papa Louie came to Tastyville and opened his Pizzeria, the inhabitants of the Flipverse started to favor Papa's pizza recipe over Shady's. Shady realized he had to do something about this new competition if he wanted to keep his business up. Shady, however, didn't want to start a "pizza war" with Papa Louie as that would cause a huge deficit of profits and resources in the long run. So instead of trying to make his pizza recipe better than Papa Louie's, Shady decided to make better tasting onions and pepper. But something went wrong with the onions, and when Shady and some of his employees ate some for a quality inspection, they mutated into anthropomorphic onions! Shady changed his name to Sarge after that and vowed to get revenge on Papa Louie.

Meanwhile, two game designers named Matt Neff and Tony Solary arrived in Tastyville from a faraway land called Cleveland Ohio. They wanted to start their own gaming company right in the center of Tastyville. One day, Matt and Tony saw a bunch of little onion men marching down the street (they were searching for Papa Louie), and that gave them the inspiration to make a platformer game where a chef had to go through a land made out of food and battle an army of living onions to save his friends from the onions' overlord.  But they accidentally put too much content into the game, causing the game-making software to crash their computer. Luckily for them, a young inventor named Fitz dropped by Matt and Tony's house the next day, trying to sell them some of his inventions. Matt and Tony agreed to buy something if he fixed their computer. Once the computer was repaired, they bought a strange coin that the inventor claimed was a computer chip so advanced that it was compatible with any machine, and could improve said machine's performance a thousandfold! Matt and Tony were bummed out that due to the software's limited capacity, they had to remove some of the levels from their game. They figured that if the coin was really a superpowered computer chip, they could power up their computer and make their game 100 times more awesome than it already was! But when they put the chip into the computer, the computer started shooting blue and purple lightning bolts all over Tastyville! Those lightning bolts turned into portals that pulled everything that got caught in them into an alternate dimension made entirely of food--the very same land that was in Matt and Tony's game! Matt and Tony had accidentally created Munchmore!!!!!

Fortunately, while a bunch of objects went missing, no people got stuck in Munchmore...except Sarge and the Onion Ring! Sarge was extremely angry at Papa Louie now, and he vowed revenge on the chef again, this time promising to take away what he loved most--his customers. And so Sarge went on a quest to conquer Munchmore, raise an army, and get back to Tastyville. Years later, Fitz, the same young inventor who had sold Matt and Tony the strange computer chip earlier had graduated from college, become a professor in physics, and discovered the true potential of his creation! As it turned out, the invention's actual ability was to bend reality itself! It could enable time travel and even open doors to alternate dimensions! After giving it an appropriate name--the Warp Key--Professor Fitz isolated himself in his newly built lab and started to build a machine powerful enough to utilize those capabilities. However, when the machine underwent its first test run, it exploded--but not before opening a portal between Munchmore and an abandoned building across the street from Papa's Pizzeria. Meanwhile Sarge was digging himself a nice little lair in the Sausage Mines when a portal appeared under his feet! Sarge fell through it and found himself inside of an abandoned building. The first thing he saw was that Papa's Pizzeria was right across the street. The second thing he saw was that there were discarded pizza boxes all over the place that were also portals to Munchmore due to being struck by the Warp Key's lightning. The third thing he saw was that a shaker full of the experimental pepper had spilled all over a half eaten slice of pizza and turned it into a tiny pizza monster. The monster looked up at Sarge and babbled angrily at him. Sarge got a brilliant idea.

Later, Big Pauly was heading out to receive a new shipment of pepper shakers that he could sell to the tenants of Papa's Pizzeria, when a strange figure approached him in a dark alley. The figure introduced himself as Shady DaPepper and offered a crate of pepper shakers for only one coin. Big Pauly enthusiastically accepted the offer. But as we all know, this was Sarge setting up his plan of attack on Papa's Pizzeria. And sure enough, once Papa Louie used Sarge's poisoned pepper, the pizzas turned into monsters and kidnapped all of Papa Louie's customers, leading up to the events of the first Papa Louie game.