User blog:Zoomer3539/Papa's Geekout World 3: Onion Hills

Last episode, brave Cooper just crushed (literally) mind-controlling Cherryl from one of my blog posts and saved his pancake-precious Prudence! Meanwhile, Yui Bolt had just threatened Papa and Cooper! Find out what happens next, in Papa's Geekout, World 3!

Prudence: I don't believe it. Who is Yui?

Cooper: You don't know who Yui is? She was that new person that just got added!

Prudence: Oh, she's that person! She's in When Sundaes Attack!

Papa: Ahem! Watch it!

(all three stop to find a purple stairway up to daylight)

Prudence: Let's do it!

Voice: Hey! You're here! Thank you so much! I'm filled with cheer!

Papa: Wuz that?

Cooper: Dunno. I'm gonna check it out.

Prudence: Check it out, guys! (points up to find a purple glowing light)

Papa: Let's go! (they go up)

Oneida: My oh me. Hello, you three.

Cooper: Um, yes, hello there, ma'am. Can you please me where I am?

Prudence: Since when did you learn how to rhyme?

Cooper: Shush, dear! I'm rhyming here!

Prudence: He's good.

Oneida: My name is Oneida. Ancient number three. Onions Hills is the answer of thee.

Cooper: Yeah, but does Prudence have a power?

Oneida: I don't understand, I'm very sorry. Please say it again, by the name of Akari.

Papa: It seems as if she only speak Rhymenese.

Cooper: Since when is that a thin? My bell does not ring.

Prudence: Wait, did you just say Akari? Um..........sorry?

Oneida: Yes, miss.

Prudence: That didn't work for rhyming that much...such and such.

Cooper: You're bad at this, very bad, miss.

Papa: Well, we must hurry on. Hey, Oneida! I'll see you at Onion-con!

Prudence: Wait! Do I have a power? My sweet....flower? What?

Oneida: Testing testing, one, two three. Oh, no! Terrible! Oh my, oh me!

Prudence: Well, we'd best be going. Bye! French fry!

Oneida: That's a terrible rhyme! Bye now, nap time!

Papa: She was crazy. So Akari's here too?

Cooper: Hopefully. Hey, what's that? (points down, and finds a purple book)

Prudence: It's called the Savory Prophecy. At least that's what it says.

Papa: I'll read it. Chapter One:

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If you are reading this, you are only some of the people with clearance to view this. This book contains big secrets about where you are. To start off, I will tell you this much. You are in World 3, correct? There are 32 worlds, so 32 minus 3 is 29, so I will give you one hint every world. Starting now. First hint: There are four of the thirty-two.===== Papa: Four of the thirty-two?

Cooper: There were thirty-two contestants, remember?

Prudence: Yeah, and you, Cooper, me, and Akari are all here! That's four out of thirty-two contestants!

Papa: I'm not a contestant. And Saul Sage said that there are 32 newcomers, not including me. So what can that mean?

Prudence: Dang! Yui's here too!

Cooper: Prudence, she's here!

Prudence: Akari! I'm so glad to see you!

Papa: Uh, Prudence? I think he meant...Yui Bolt!

All Three: AHHHHHHH!

Yui Bolt: Ah, you must be those little freaks wandering around this video game mess.

Cooper and Prudence: Video game?

Papa: MEHHHHH!

Prudence: That's what happened to Yui?

Yui Bolt: Insolence! I'm Yui Bolt, second assistant of Radley Madish's crew. I am the most powerful.

Papa: How can that be so? You should be the leader, then.

Cooper: PAPA!

Yui Bolt: You know, I should take Radley down and be leader for myself!

Papa: Ha! Then you'd be good!

Cooper: Ooh, nice.

Prudence: Did not see that coming.

Yui Bolt: I challenge hairbow here.

Prudence: I've got a name, Yui Yuck! I'm Prudence! PANCAKE CHEF! MOST POPULAR FEMALE CUSTOMER ACCORDING TO PAPA'S NEXT CHEFS 2011!

Yui Bolt: I think all that has changed. Look at the character icon in this wiki.

Prudence: (looks) You...ee? Whoa! Didn't see that either! Oh no! I'm the fourth most popular girl? COOPER! You're more popular than me?

Yui Bolt: (attacks while Prudence is distracted) Hi-ya! (zaps with lightning) Take that!

Prudence: No! (health hearts are gone!)

Cooper: Whoa! Stay back, Papa!

Papa: No, you stay back!

Cooper: You're the most famous person on the Flipline franchise! You stay back!