User blog:Zoomer3539/Papa's Geekout World 6: Pita Park

Last episode, James joined the party to get back to Tastyville and stop Radley and his minions! Meanwhile, we haven't heard from Chester after he was defeated. Spoiler alert: he ended up in the hospital from Roy's rapid whapping. Ocean is now deceased, which Papa feels sad about. Penny has suspicions about Prince Kheeseworth: is he really Alberto? If he is, why? I will answer only one of the questions now: yes. Alberto is Prince Kheeseworth. But why? I will let you know later in the series. And I haven't heard from the minions in a while. I'll see what they're up to.

Shroomina: I don't care! Illusherbet has been tricking me all day!

Count Illusherbet: Nonsense! Why, I've been in my room, studying.

Shroomina: Studying the alphabet, are you, Count? How many letters is that now, 6?

Count Illusherbet: Shroomina, you bastard! Get over here! (attacks)

Shroomina: (attacks back) Hey! Watch the hair!

Sarge: Uh, Radley? Can you make them stop?

Radley: Of course. Shroomina, Illusherbet, I've trained you to be worse than this.

Shroomina: But Illusherbet, he was pranking me all-

Radley: Shroomina, quiet.

Illusherbet: Nice choice, ol'-

Radley: Don't get any ideas on saying "chap." Listen, you two. Your fighting has angered me so much, that I am ready to send you off to...a place made of your own kind.

Shroomina: What? You don't mean...

Illusherbet: And for me...

Shroomina: PITA PARK?!

Illusherbet: WHIPPED CREAM SWAMP?!

Radley: You've left me no choice, my minions. Shroomina, aside from Illusherbet and myself, you are the most powerful minion on this squad. This crystal will help you. Rub it twice, lick it thrice. Cherryl will appear at your assistance.

Cherryl: Of course I will. But I'm not saying any of that, "Oh Master What Is Thy Wish" stuff.

Shroomina: You mean...I can hypnotize someone?

Yui Bolt: Awesome! I can't wait to see who it is!

Radley: Behind you, Yui Bolt.

Yui Bolt: (turns around and finds Willow with her hands tied up behind her back and mouth duct taped shut) Willow! Oh this is great! Papa Louie will be agitated... Yui Bolt: Willow, watch out...um...for this, um, pebble that is just randomly laying around. Enh. (throws and misses) Radley: Have fun, Shroomina. (transports to Pita Park) As for you, Count, I have a job for you. This may be challenging, but also obvious.
 * (Lines in bullet points mean that it is what they are thinking) Yui Bolt: Oh, Willow. I'm so sorry. If only I could express these thoughts, but Cherryl's hypnosis keeps me from doing so.
 * Willow: What has gotten into Yui? She seemed so nice when she saved me from that cage in When Sundaes Attack, but now she's turned into...Radley.

Illusherbet: Oh please, I can handle it.

Radley: Mhm. I would like for you to capture Papa Louie and his customer crew in Whipped Cream Swamp. Remember, these are feisty people, so be sneaky.

Illusherbet: Of course, boss. I'll be as swift as ever.

Radley: I will take them to the Blender Bay factory until further notice.

Illusherbet: Sure. Ciao! (leaves)

Radley: Sarge, Yui Bolt, and Cherryl. Please polish the Breadlioz statue and try to get him back.

Cherryl: (sigh) Yes, boss.

(in Nacho Falls)

Papa: You know, there aren't really any falls here. The name is totally misleading.

Prudence: How do we get out of the Sllaf Ohcan?

Sign: Jump.

Papa: Apparently, jump.

Cooper, James, and Roy: JUMP! For my love. JUMP IN! And feel my touch! JUMP! If you want to taste my (pizza, pancakes, or cupcakes) in the night! JUMP!

Penny: How do you guys know that song?

Cooper: Oh, Roy dared me once to borrow your Just Dance 3 and dance to it.

Roy: The catch was that he had to do it in his pajamas. Long socks overlapping his PJ pants, PJ pants overlapping his PJ shirt, long socks on his hands overlapping his PJ shirt, and wearing the head of Pauly the Pizza Monster from Tastyville High.

James: Another catch was that he had to stuff two blankets down his pants to make it look like he had a big butt. Same thing with my legs, and belly.

Prudence: Cooper! That is just so wrong! (everybody jumps) Hey, everybody looks like that! PJs and all, blankets, Pauly Head! Wow, this is a really throwback from Mustard Meadow.

Papa: Cooper, you got a bunch of blankets with you?

Cooper: Yes! And also a bunch of long socks, PJs, and Pauly heads!

(silence)

Cooper: What? Why, is that weird?

Roy: I feel fat. All I want this Christmas is to see my feet.

Papa: You blend in great, my boy! Let's just sneak past Pita Park.

Prudence: Hmm...there's a playground with a loopy slide here! Too bad it's made of cheese, or it'll break.

Papa: I'm gonna hmm now. Hmm...I guess we'll have to check the Savory Prophecy. Okay, Chapter 4: