User blog:Zoomer3539/Allan's Bad Dream with Speedo

Allan just moved into Oniontown and he gets tired

ALLAN: I'm so tired. It looks like my black eye is really swollen.

ALLAN: Well. Good night.

(In his dream...)

ROBBY: Who's that kid?

SARGEFAN: Dunno, but the hairdo is sweet!

AKARI: Should we let him in the Onion Brigade?

ROBBY: SargeFan, Akari, let's boogie.

ALLAN: Who are you guys?

ROBBY: We're the Onion Brigade. I'm Robby, and this is SargeFan and Akari.

ALLAN: I'm uh, Allan. I'm new here.

AKARI: Ok, Allan, wanna join our group?

ALLAN: I'm not sure. This doesn't look safe.

SARGEFAN: Look, what a baby! He can't even join a brigade!

ROBBY, AKARI, SARGEFAN: Hahaha!

ALLAN: Grrrrrr...

ALLAN: FINE! I'LL JOIN!

SARGEFAN: Follow me. Let's go to the salon.

(In the salon...)

MINDY: So, Rita, how to you like your hair?

RITA: I've had silly tangles lately, so how 'bout a pixie cut?

MINDY: An excellent choice!

(Snip Snip)

(Door slams open.)

ROBBY: Hey, Mindy-moron!

MINDY: The Onion Brigade!

AKARI: We just thought we could jam by, and jam your brains!

SARGEFAN: Smooth choice of words, Akari.

MINDY: ALLAN?!

ALLAN: Mindy, I uh, like your hair? It's so, um, black and streaky?

MINDY: You're my boyfriend! How could you join the Onion Brigade?

ALLAN: Mindy, I'm sorry, but-

MINDY: No buts but yours out the door! We're through!

(Mindy storms out)

RITA: Mindy! Come back! My hair looks ridiculo- huh? It looks good! Nevermind!

AKARI: Tohru? Doan?

TOHRU: What the heck are you doing with the Onion Brigade?

AKARI: I uh, have to um,

AKARI: (To self) DAH! The cat's out of the bag!

DOAN: Get outta here and go to Pickle Park! Boomer's waiting to give you her daredevil lesson!

AKARI: I'll be back!

TOHRU: By the way, Allan, you are like, so cute!

ALLAN: New girlfriend coming right up!

ROBBY: Hey!

SARGEFAN: No girlfriends allowed in here!

ALLAN: I'm sorry but-

SARGEFAN: NO! ATTACK!

(Robby throws anchor at Allan)

(SargeFan theows Wild Onion Bombs at Allan)

(Tohru appears and throws pieces of paper into broken hearts at Allan)

(Akari appears and jams Allan with her motorcycle)

(Mindy appears and slams Allan with hairdryers)

ALLAN: Have you all gone crazy!?

MINDY: You're through with the Earth.

ALLAN: Nooooo!

(As Mindy throws a hot curling iron at Allan, it barely touches his nose, then the fabric of the universe turns pitch black.)

(Allan wakes up)

ALLAN: -no Mindy, don't-

MINDY: What are you doing?

ALLAN: I just had the worst dream ever!

MINDY: About-

ALLAN: Breaking up with you.

MINDY: You do have feelings for me.

ALLAN: I guess I do.

MINDY: Don't worry. You won't be embarressed until you found out you were sleeping in my salon.

ROBBY: Hey Allan!

AKARI: Sup?

ALLAN: Noooooo!