User blog:Sjhawesome/Pastaria boredness solution

Are you bored and trying to play Papa's Pastaria to cheer you up? Well, I found a solution. Make disgusting orders! Well, not by the actual food, but by making up names for the food. It's great! Here are my examples:

Spaghetti- Hair

Macaroni- Wii U

Gnocchi- Fists

Ravioli- Carpet Squares

Fettucine- Ribbons

Bowtie- Twisties

Penne- Tubes

Radiatori- Flowers

Marinara Sauce- Apple-Tomato

Alfredo- Shaving Cream

3 Cheese- 3 Orange Ingredients

Garlic Basil- Garlic Nosehairs

Beefy Whatsitscalled- Blood (sorry if you are hemophobic)

Parmesan- Snow

Mozzarella- Moldy Cheese

Crushida- Carckly Fireworks

Italian- Iguana Remains

Black pepper- Peguin remains

Meatball- Meatloafball

Mushroom- Mario Shroom

Chicken- Grilled Monkey

Sausage- Grilled Elephant

Tomato- Apple Slice

Shrimp- Krill

Clam- Egg

Onion- Chameleon

Proscuitto- Organs

Fried Calamari- Onion Ring

Green Pepper- cloverbud

So you can have fun with my examples or your own creations. Please tell me yours!