User blog:Zoomer3539/Papa's Geekout World 1: Pepper Road

Papa: Hi! Welcome to another game show, where some of our beloved customers compete in some of the most grueling matches, aslo known as...Geekout! Let's meet out contestants! Papa: Okay, let's get started! So, how this works is...huh?
 * Yui
 * 1) Cooper
 * 2) Penny
 * 3) Prudence
 * Roy
 * 1) James
 * 2) Willow
 * 3) Timm
 * 4) Boomer
 * 5) Kahuna
 * 6) Scarlett
 * 7) Marty
 * 8) Scooter
 * 9) Rudy
 * 10) Trishna
 * 11) Robby
 * 12) Peggy
 * 13) Kingsley
 * 14) Xandra
 * 15) Allan
 * 16) Rico
 * 17) Utah
 * 18) Lisa
 * 19) Alberto
 * 20) Mandi
 * 21) Nick
 * 22) Captain Cori
 * 23) Tony
 * Sue
 * 1) Xolo
 * 2) Akari
 * 3) Sienna

MWAHAHAHA!!!

Papa: What was that?

Radley Madish: Suprise, Papa! I'm back!

Papa: Well, if it isn't Radley Mr. Madish. Fancy meeting you here.

Radley Madish: Ohoho...I'm not the only one here. I'd like you to meet my minions. Sarge, Cherryl, Shroomina, Breadlioz, Chester, and Count Illusherbet.

Contestants: Ahh!

Radley: Illusherbet! Use your delicious power on these weaklings!

Count Illusherbet: Haha. Allow me to give you all a little trip...soft served.

Papa and Contestants: Ahh!

...ake up...Papa Lo...hurry up...ome on no...WAKE UP ALREADY!!!

Papa: Whu...whazzat?

Saul: Hi! I'm Saul. Are you okay?

Papa: Uh...where am I?

Saul: Welcome to Pepper Road, my hometown!

Papa: Pepper Road? Where's the direction to Tastyville?

Saul: I don't know of this place you call...Tastytown.

Papa: Tastyville.

Saul: Potato tomato.

Papa: I'm not exactly sure that's how it goes...

Saul: Ah! Allow me to look it up on my personal Apple computer! Okay, so it says that Tastyland is out of this area, so the only road to it is across 32 different towns.

Papa: 32? Why here...why now...

Saul: Hold on...I just picked something up...32 outsiders are in the towns!

Papa: Who are they?

Saul: Oh, just some people with names like Rudy, Utah, Allan perhaps...

Papa: Splendid! I can get home!

Saul: Hang on! The 32nd world is Radley's Dark Castle. You don't want to go there!

Papa: So Radley is behind this...I must stop him.

Saul: Um, before you figure out yourself...I want you to look at yourself.

Papa: Dah! I'm an 8-bit sprite! What is this?

Saul: Look, I'd like to help you, but I am one of the Ancients...and I can't leave my hometown. So I will send my power with you!

Papa: What's your power?

Saul: I can give you a special move as long as you deserve one...oh no...

Papa: What? What do you mean, "Uh oh?"

Saul: You do not have a special power programmed...

Papa: This is all a video game?! What the sprinkles? Why the sprinkles?!

Saul: You must be on your way...Bye now.

Papa: Bye bye! Nice meeting you! He was a weirdo. Okay, so how do we get out of here...

Mailman: Read all about it! Read all about it! Pepper Road has an unexpected visitor!

Papa: It does? Can I see this? Uh, oh no! It's Yui! She can't be stranded out here in these leafy plains of weirdness! Hmm...order gummy burgers at 1-800-GUMMYB, awesome!

Cherryl: (watching behind a log) He is a nuisance. He will never get past this game.

Sarge: (with Cherryl) With all due respect...I'll take him to my lair. He won't get past me, and if he does, I'll Pepper bomb him to death!

(a couple hourse later)

Papa: When will this lonesome road ever end?

Yui: Erm........................huh......uh

Papa: Yui!

Yui: Papa Louie?

Papa: Yui! I'm so glad to see you!

Yui: Uh, thanks. Where are we, anyway?

Papa: OkayYuiI'mgonnasaythisrealfastbecauseIdon'twanttomakeabigdealouttathisandI'llmakethisgofasterifIdobutanywaywe'reinPepperRoadandyouaretrappedinanalternatedimensionwhichmightbeoneofTaylor'sgamessoanyway...eat the leaves, they taste like peppers!

Yui: Thanks, I guess. Onward!

(a few minutes later)

Papa: You know, Yui, you're lucky.

Yui: I am?

Papa: Yeah. From where I woke up, I was a few hours away from here. You were a couple minutes.

Yui: Speaking of which, it looks like we've made it...somewhere.

(purple castle with vines)

Papa: Let's go ! By the way, you want a gummy burger?

Yui: Sure. (chomp) Papa? PAPA!

Papa: Yui! What's wrong?

Yui: I feel something...different. I can't control it! (puts up right arm) Help me! (touches Papa)

Papa: Whoa! That is messed up!

Yui: I'm almost done for...save Tastyville, Papa! For meeeeeeee... (clothes change dark before she fades away, but she's not dead)

Papa: Yui! No! What happened to her?

Cherryl: I know. (appears) I have hypnotized her with that Gummy Burger.

Papa: You fiend! What a terrible thing to do!

Cherryl: Ta-ta, now. Later loser!

Papa: Ugh...I guess we need to get in. Man, there's a passcode on the door. Where have I seen four numbers?

(Hmm...order gummy burgers at 1-800-GUMMYB, awesome!)

Papa: That's it! 1, 8, 0, 0! Great! It opened!

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