User blog comment:Speedo3539/What If The Customers' Names Were.../@comment-25181180-20150927151532

IMO:


 * Akari's Akari dude. She's a tough japanese chick, meaning that her name must be a tough japanese chick's name. But maybe Sayaka? Suzuka? Oh wait...


 * 7-1 Roberto. Never forget.


 * Claps because I think Steven, Anthony, Ross is a friggin wonderful name


 * Boomer and Starley is definitely not her real name... isn't it? She looks like Gwen or Stacy or Decca or something. (Yeah, yeah, Spiderman reference)


 * Captain Ocean doesn't quite fir her... maybe Tara would be preferable.


 * Carlo is not Peter Parker in disguise, would he?


 * Cecilia looks like Suzanne


 * Clover looks like Clover. Nah wait, it's her real name.


 * Eduardo and James is cool in their own way.


 * I should have thought Candace will replace Ember, like seriously.