Talk:Zoe/@comment-1784503-20120411104122

ZOE'S BLACKBOARD LINES GAGS FROM HER STRICT TEACHER (PAPAS ALMOST LUXURY COMEDY) :

I MUST NOT STEAL EACH TIME XANDRA IS AROUND

I MUST NOT LISTEN TO POP IDOLS OR LOSTPROPHETS

MY SONGS THAT I MAKE MUST NOT INFLUENCE JOHNNY CASH, JOE STRUMMER, JOHNNY HARTMAN, DESMOND DEKKER, JIM MORRISON, JIMI HENDRIX OR SYD BARRETT IN VAIN

I MUST NOT THINK A STAFF MEMBER WITH A CHILD THAT IS NOT THEIR OWN IS A HORRID PERSON

I MUST NOT READ NME MAGAZINES

I MUST NOT CUSS ABOUT A BAND THATS BECOME MORE POPULAR THAN ME

I MUST NOT MANIPULATE STEPHEN FRY

I MUST NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER

I MUST NOT JUDGE LETHAL WEAPON BY DANNY GLOVER

I MUST NOT PURCHASE COCA COLA OR NESTLE PRODUCTS

I MUST NOT GO INTO THE WOODS WITH AKARI, DRINK GIN AND CHEAT ON HER

I MUST NOT FINISH POETRY, ART OR MUSIC EARLY IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH PENNY AND CONNOR

I MUST NOT WATCH HOLLYOAKS DURING ICT

I MUST NOT ATTEND AN OPEN MIC AND LEAVE AS SOON AS I FINISHED MY CHOCOLATE RIDDLE DURING ASSEMBLY

I MUST NOT RETURN TO THE NEXT PAPAS RESTAURANT, WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT, BECAUSE I ONCE SAW A BOY NAMED ROBBY WHO I FIRST FANCIED AND THEN NEVER HAD A CHAT WITH HIM

I MUST NOT HOLD ANY BANDS/SINGERS HOSTAGE NO MATTER HOW POPULAR THEY ARE

THE BEATLES

LED ZEPPELIN

THE BEACH BOYS

THE CLASH

CRASS

MINOR THREAT

THE CURE

THE SMITHS

NIRVANA

THE PIXIES

OASIS

RADIOHEAD

BLOC PARTY

LASTLY OF ALL, THE ARCTIC MONKEYS

I MUST GIVE EQUAL WORTH TO COMEDIES THAT MY UNCLE USUALLY DOES

I MUST REMEMBER THAT GUNS WERE NEVER PART OF THE FOUR ELEMENTS IN POKEMON YELLOW

I MUST NOT PLAY REPETITIVE GENERIC MUSIC ON MY GUITAR

I MUST NOT WATCH PIMP MY RIDE DURING ICT

I MUST NOT SCREAM IF I WANNA GO FASTER AND WIN DURING SPORTS DAY

I MUST NOT MOVE TO THE SOUND OF WICKEDNESS

I MUST NOT MAKE SOME NOISE FOR DETROIT

I MUST NOT QUOTE CORI HAPPY

I MUST NOT SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID

I MUST NOT WISH PENNY WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

I MUST SPELL "PHOENIX", P-H-O-E-N-I-X, not F-E-E-N-I-C-K-S, regardless of what the african american dictionary tells you

I MUST NOT EXPRESS MY SHOCK DESPITE THE FACT PENNY HAD A CRUSH ON MARTY DURING AN AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITY SAYING I AM THE LAW

I MUST BEHAVE AT THE END OF TERM