User blog:Sjhawesome/Total Drama Papa Louie Episode 14

You've been waiting long and hard for the finale and it's coming.....................................................in the next episode. Only two can compete in the final challenge. This photo somewhere in this post was made by Garney the Garnet Dragon (aka a very awesome dude) and it explains the final three! So here we go!

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Papa Louie, the final four embarked on a quest to find talent. Both Ninjoy and Jojo appeared to have sucked at their talents. Meanwhile, Ninjoy, Akari, and James teamed up to defeat Jojo, but James had his doubts on Ninjoy. James was the only one who actually did good and he got to choose who would be sent home, and it was down to Ninjoy and Jojo when James decided that Jojo deserved a spot in the running. So Ninjoy was sent home. The final three have raced through many obstacles and one more obstacle stands in their way to the finale. Will Akari avenge the girls? Will good triumph over evil? How long can James not realize Jojo's a total butt? Find out right now on Total Drama Papa Louie!


 * Romano News Bruna: We have been informed by a resident from the USA that the monster is now in the Americas. If you see this monster, please call 9-1-1 immediately. Back to the episode.

(Spa hotel) James: *sigh* This is the life! Well, better go have an alliance meeting.

(Cabin) Jojo: *yawns* Morning!

James: One word, Jojo.

Jojo: Yes?

James: I'm glad we're in this together, because if not, both of us would not be here.

Jojo: Oh, relax, I knew I would make it. You, however, I'm surprised.



James: Hey, I chose you over Ninjoy because I thoguth we'd be friends again.

Jojo: Please. You're just lucky you're leaving tonight on a happy note.


 * confessional James: You'll pay, Jojo. *end confessional

James: You want to be like that?

Jojo: I can be anything I want and you can't be.

James: You're going to be like that? FINE! The alliance is off. It's every man to himself.

Jojo: Good.

(Girls Cabin) Akari: It's morning already. I was having a good dream, where I was hitting Jojo where it hurt.

James: One word, please.

Akari: What is it, dude? Why aren't you enjoying your waffles at the spa hotel?

James: I know that Jojo's a butt.

Akari: FINALLY! Welcome to the real world, bro.

James: I need some way that Jojo can lose.

Akari: Well, I have many ideas. I think I might have a good one that just might work.

James: Oh, that would be great. I was thinking that we should form a temporary alliance.

Akari: OK.

James: Once we make it to the finale, eh, I don't know. Something.

Akari: Cool.

Chris: (PA) Congratulations, semi-finalists. You've all made it this far. Report to the beach. One more challenge.


 * confessional Akari: This idea is foulproof!

Jojo: First of all, I want to thank everyone who got me this far. Quinn- you're actually pretty OK. Alberto- I think you're awesome, man. Kahuna- Ride the waves! Bertha- You deserve to referee. Rudy and Scarlett- You guys are so cute. Johnny- You'll recover. Scooter and Ninjoy- You two are wicked cool. *end confessional

Quinn, Alberto, Kahuna, Bertha, Rudy, Scarlett, Johnny, Scooter, and Ninjoy watching at home: Gee thanks.

Chris: Today we will have a giant race.

James: Haven't we already done that?

Chris: Relax. This one is different from the merge race. First of all, it was made so it's harder. There will be booby traps in every nook and cranny. Some booby traps include Quicksyrup, Cherrybombs, and Flaming Fajitas. So be careful. It's one lap around the island. Plus you must answer a trivia question about one of the 13 eliminated characters. The first two to get across the finish line will be our finalists. Last one leaves the island. No ceremony. So, Get ready, set, GO!

James: I was thinking we should work as a team so we could get to the end first.

Akari: Yeah, we can totally do it! Wait, why am I sinking? Oh crap! Pink Lemonade Quicksyrup! HELP!

James: I got you!

Akari: Thanks!

James: Hey, Jojo's too far! We have to catch up!

Jojo: Ha ha! So long and good riddance! Finale here I come! (baseball bat hits him on his head) OW! What the- A baseball bat?

James: We're totally going to beat you, Jojo! (cherrybomb explodes)

Akari: Be careful! This is a cherrybomb minefield.

Jojo: Hmm. (feels for a cherrybomb) Batter up! (swing)

James: OW! (cherrybomb explodes)

Jojo: Ha ha ha, suckers!

Akari: What more does he want from us? (coughs) Oh no! Now there's Smokey Bacon Smoke around us.

James: And look what's showing up! Veggie Dogs! Run!

Chris: Will James and Akari beat Jojo? Will Jojo make it to the finale? Find out after the break!


 * break

Chris: And we're back!

James: These Veggie Dogs look like they don't want veggies.

Akari: Just keep running! What's that?

James: Is that a flying pizza? With razor blades?

Akari: RUN! IT'S A GIANT FLYING PIZZA WITH RAZOR BLADES!

James: That's one of the least of our problems. Look! Flaming Fajitas!

Akari: Chris, you've gone too far, you're practically killing us!

Chris: Eh, I try my best! (wink)

James: Why is Jojo having barely anything in his path?

Jojo: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. I'm tired of running. I'll take a short rest on this convenient bench. Oh, look cold water! Just what I need!

James: SERIOUSLY?

Akari: Relax, we're passing him!

Jojo: No, wait!

Chris: James and Akari are speeding up! Ooh, excitement!

Jojo: Aw, no fair! I want to rest, too! I'll wait a little while and I'll see if they get it wrong and then I'll walk towards the finish line.


 * confessional Jojo: It works. It really does. (shrugs) *end confessional

Chris: Trivia time! Akari- your question is, "Who was Johnny's partner in the partner challenge?

Akari: Ummm, uhh, hmmm, Kenji?

Chris: Nope! One more lap for you, missy! And for you James, what is Ninjoy's favorite drink?

James: Fizzo! No, Lemon Mist, no, Diet Fizzo, no-

Chris: No, no, and no! One more for you!

James: Great. Let's go full-on sprint!

Akari: Done!

Chris: James and Akari are speeding up again. And Jojo is strolling to the finish line!

James: Come on! We wont lose! Especially not to Jojo!

Akari: Yeah! Uh-oh! Quicksyrup again!

James: I'll save y-crap, I'm in it, too!

Akari: I never liked Pistachio.

James: Hey, aw, it's Huckleberry. I wanted Espresso.

Akari: Come on. I can do it.

James: Gotta pull myself out of here, YES!

Akari: YES!

Jojo: I'm close! YES!

James: We are zooming down the cherrybomb minefield so fast that I didn't even notice it. Take that, bombs.

Akari: Look ahead! Smokey Bacon Smoke! Sprint!

James: Veggie Dogs! Jump!

Akari: We're close! Ooh, is that a taco truck?

James: Tacos? I love tacos!

Akari: Mmm, the hot sauce and the beans are so good!

James: The fajitas turn my mouth into a fiesta! Hey, Jojo! Want a taco?

Jojo: I have no time for tacos! I have to win!

James: But they have Loco Mystery Sauce!

Jojo: Loco Mystery Sauce? Count me in!

James: Mmm, such wonderful taste!

Akari: I know, right!

Jojo: I give this an A+++!

Chris: Guys, you know that you shouldn't really eat tacos in the middle of a challenge!

James: Nobody cares, Chris!

Jojo: >:)


 * confessional Jojo: As the old saying goes, If you can't beat them, keep them busy with a taco truck. *end confessional

Chris: Come on, somebody, anybody. Jojo is making it to the finish line!

Akari and James: NO!

Chris: Trivia time! What is Sienna's favorite season?

James: Oh come on! He got an easy question!

Jojo: The answer is autumn!

Chris: Jojo passed the line-

Jojo: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

James: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Akari: >:)

James: What are you so happy about? Jojo's in the finale!

AkarI: (whisper) He fell for it.

Chris: I wasn't finished, I was about to say, "Jojo passed the line of elimination."

Jojo: What are you talking about?

Akari: (laughs) This whole challenge was a fake. I created it so that you could lose, or in this case, win!

James: So the booby traps-

Akari: They were distractions that we were supposed to take for us to lose. Thankfully, James and I paired up, so I chose the path with more booby traps.


 * confessional James: She tricked me! But she also tricked Jojo, so it's OK *end confessional

Chris: Like I said, Jojo passed the line, so Jojo will get the Slingshot of Shame!

Jojo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


 * confessional Akari: That's the way the cookie crumbles. *end confessional

Chris: You see, Jojo, the Slingshot of Shame is shameful at every meaning. So I've invited a few guests to share your exit. Quinn, Crystal, Alberto, Kahuna, Nick, Bertha, Rudy, Scarlett, Johnny, Scooter, and Ninjoy will all be on the Slingshot of Shame with you.

Jojo: Just to make it worse! I hate you! Both of you! Ugh!

Chris: Everyone ready?

Everyone but Jojo: READY! (Jojo and guests get slingshot)

Chris: The final 2! Who will win it all? Akari or James? Find out on the season finale of Total Drama Papa Louie!


 * Romano News Bruna: We have a call from someone who just saw the monster, please welcome Utah. Utah, what did you see?

Utah (phone) It was green, covered in moss, and pretty short. It kept making a sound that sounded like "Krsssssss" And I think it's going for the Total Drama Papa Louie Island!

Bruna: Oh goodness! Please hope this monster doesn't attack the island!