User blog:Zoomer3539/Zoomer3539's Top 116 Flipline Customers!

Hey guys! It's Speedo3539 and I will be ranking all of the customers in the Flipverse from least favorite to most favorite. Also, Bestfriendswheneverfan20067 is also starting her own "Ranked" lists, but I'm not copying her; I had this idea on my own and I thought I'd ask for her permission first.

Also, please don't get angry when I say negative things about the customers... remember that this is just an opinion. I'd be happy to hear your opinions, though.

So, I will be dividing the customers into eleven tiers: Ugly, Forgettable, Boring, Decent, Okay, Nice, Good, Cool, Great, Awesome, and Best. Ready? Let's start off!

Tier 11 - Ugly Characters
Number 116: Mayor Mallow (Take one look at him. He looks like an egg and a Dr. Seuss character crossed. He's balding and has clumpy hair, and his cheeks are rosy. I know that he's supposed to resemble a marshmallow and be jovial and stuff, but it makes him look weird.)

Number 115: Vicky (Tracksuits don't work very well on obese people... it just makes me cringe. It's probably not a tracksuit, but it looks pretty bad. Thankfully, her Style B looks better, but she's got too much makeup, and she's kind of obsessed with it.)

Number 114: Emmlette (Yeah, I know... three obese characters in a row... so Emmlette is a play on the name Emma and the word "omelette." She looks more like a fat chicken if you ask me. And I know Flipline was trying to go for the "fancy elderly lady" type, and she has a cool color scheme, but I'm getting nothing but chicken.)

Number 113: Chester (Duck Dynasty all the way. He gets points for that, but other than that, he feels uninspired. The only things going for him are that he's pessimistic (nope), he tries to keep up on gossip (nope), and he's one of those superstitious people who believe that the end of the world is coming (nope).)

Number 112: Cameo (Okay, let's be honest. We were all hyped to see who the next character was for Papa's Pancakeria HD. But when I saw him, I was a bit disappointed. I really like his name and all, but the color scheme is a bit wacky and isn't pleasing to the eye. In my opinion, he'd be better off if he didn't represent caramel apples.)

Number 111: Skyler (Skyler looks like half steampunk half pilgrim (why doesn't she like Thanksgiving anywhere?) So yeah, there's not much I can say about her. The fact that she's a cosplayer is a plus, but other than that, she doesn't have much going for her. I can't seem to like her design...)

Number 110: Mitch (Mitch is the male chef in Papa's Taco Mia... and honestly, he's pretty ugly. The beard and the upside-down eyes ruin his design, and he has one of those 80s haircuts that kinda droop from the sides of your head that I've never been a fan of. His minigame has always been quite annoying to me, so that doesn't really help his case.)

Number 109: Crystal (It's been a while since the last obese character. Crystal's color scheme (I talk about that a lot, don't I?) is very relaxing to look at, cuz burgendy and blue are two of my favorite colors together. Her hair was the dealbreaker for me; maybe she could have had wavy hair. Also, Cannoli is so cute, especially in Crystal's Style B!)

Number 108: Janana (I don't like bananas... so that means that I'm not a big fan of Janana. I feel like dark skin and light/blonde hair don't work together well (Angie Yonaga being the exception). It's a nice callback to the popular enemy from When Sundaes Attack, but it's not a good look for a customer.)

Number 107: Eduardo Romano (He's supposed to look funny, and he does, so brownie points for Flipline. He's not exactly "ugly," but he's not very pleasant to look at. His romance with Olga is pretty adorable, though.)

Number 106: Santa (Not technically a Flipline character, and I still question the reason why he was included in Papa's Cupcakeria. Yeah, I know that it introduced holidays, but it wasn't the best idea to make him a Flipline character. He's very forgettable, too...)

Number 105: Bertha (She was a nice addition to the series in Papa's Hot Doggeria, but after that, I didn't really notice that she was there. No pun intended, she's just a black-and-white character. Same goes for Pinch Hitwell, but we'll get to him later.)

Number 104: Conner (I don't like basketball, but there's other reasons why I don't really like Conner. For one, he's a very basic and uninspired character. The afro is cool at first, but then you don't notice it anymore and he becomes very basic.)

Number 103: Sue (Ever since I first played Papa's Pizzeria, I didn't like Sue. She's always in a bad mood, and she rarely smiles; when she does, it's a half-baked smile. So I waited for her Flipdeck, which only worsened my opinion of her when it did come out.)

Number 102: Mary (Sue, then Mary... Mary Sue? Get it? Okay, so do any of you remember unlocking Mary in a gameria? Sometimes? Well, that's because she's always unlocked at later ranks, she rarely is unlocked with new ingredients, and she's very basic looking. The only thing I like about her is that she has two pugs, which is my personal favorite dog breed.)

Number 101: Franco (Last one of the Ugly Tier... Franco's not exactly ugly, but he's very very dull... like that one guy from Imagination Movers who always wears beige. I don't remember anything from his Flipdeck off the top of my head... just him writing on paper and he works for some business. Yeah... dull.)