Talk:Pinch Hitwell/@comment-24982338-20150608142727

I translated his flipdeck to gangsta by Gizoogle and here's the result:

Pinch Hitwell be a independent pinch-hitta fo' Grilla Stadium, whoz a** can be peeped playin fo' tha home crew at each game. Pinch had his name chizzled from Jizzy ta avoid mad drama n' ta betta his chances at hittin tha major leagues fo' realz. Afta a year all up in tha Oniontown Sourdome, Pinch was offered a thang up in his hometown at Grilla Stadium yo. Dude was ecstatic ta return ta Tastyville, home of his wild lil' straight-up Pizzeria!

I'm laughing my head off!