User blog:Everythingniceee/The Speed of Light

This is a prize for Tanline666, since he won the Guess the Song:

Tanline666: Hey Lisa!

Lisa: Yeah?

Tanline666: Today's the race, and I bet you I can beat you!

Lisa: *snicker* Yeah right! If I win, you owe me $20. If you win, I have to call you "O Wise One" for the rest of the month.

Tanline666: Deal!

Day of the race

Lisa: I'm going to win this, I will win this.

Tanline666: Lisa, have you gotten the hang of, "O Wise One" yet?

???: The race starts in 3, 2, 1!

Lisa: *runs at the speed of light*

Tanline666: Oh, your on! *runs at the speed of light plus 1*

Lisa: Haha very funny. *runs at the speed of light plus 2*

5 minutes later

Tanline666: I'm almost there! *running at the speed of light plus 346,298*

Lisa: So close!! *runs at the speed of light plus 346,299 and is one millimeter away from finish line* I'M ALMOST THERE!!

Serena: Katrina! You don't just call false starts like that!!!

Katrina: Hahaha!!

Lisa: False start?

Tanline666: HAH!

Lisa: SO I HAVE TO RESTART THE RACE?!

Serena: Actually, Rita already won.

Tanline666: So none of us won...

Lisa: So we both lost...

Tanline666: Sigh *gives $20 to Lisa*

Lisa: Thank you O Wise One.

Hope you liked my skit, and congratulations Tanline666!