User blog:Zoomer3539/Story Time With Speedo Sasha's Bad Dream

SASHA: Daddy, can I come in?

HANK: What do you need?

SASHA: I had a bad dream.

HANK: Come on in.

SASHA: It was about pizza monsters attacking our whole family!

HANK: What can I do to help?

SASHA: How about a bedtime story?

HANK: You know you're too old for that. And I stink at those!

SASHA: Well let's go get some help.

(Later At Edna's House)

KNOCK KNOCK

EDNA: Who's there?

HANK: It's Hank and Sasha.

EDNA: Do come in. But don't wake up the X twins.

SASHA: Do you know some bedtime stories?

EDNA: Of course I do! Here's a storybook of 5 classic tales.

SASHA: Let's hear them!

(Little Red Riding Helmet)

EDNA: Ok, once upon a time, there was a girl named Akari. She loved to ride on her motorcycle. One day, she rode into the woods to give a basket full of treats to her grandmother. But a hungry cheese monster was behind a tree.

AKARI: I love these woods! I can't wait to see Granny Olga!

CHEESE MONSTER: Yum, is that gummy onions i smell?

WHIFF

CHEESE MONSTER: And some rocket pops? Yummmmmmmy!

EDNA: Later, Akari spotted the cheese monster.

AKARI: Ahh! Who are you?

CHEESE MONSTER: I am Cheesy the Cheese Monster. Can I have a strawberry wafer?

AKARI: Aww, you're so adorable! Here you go. Have this piece of cookie dough, too.

C M: Delish!

(Akari keeps riding)

C M: I want more.

(At Olga's house)

KNOCK KNOCK

AKARI: Hello, Granny Olga?

(C M crashes through window, locks Olga in a cabnet which smells of pinto beans, put on a wig, some glasses, and Old Spice deoderant, and says, I'm Here!

AKARI: Granny, I brought you some treats! Ooh, granny, what melted ears you have!

C M AS GRANNY: The window is right by my bed, dear.

AKARI: Granny, what red eyes you have!

C M AS GRANNY: Sorry, that's probably the sun on your eyes.

AKARI: Granny, what cheesy teeth you have!

C M AS GRANNY: The better to eat you up!

AKARI: You're a cheese monster? Wait a second-- (NOM NOM) ahhh.

OLGA: I'm in the cabinet that smells of pinto beans!

(Akari gets Olga out, hugs each other, and gives Olga a bike!)

EDNA: The end.

SASHA: Nice story! Another one!

HANK: You just keep her until your stories are done, then drop her off at her house.

EDNA: Piece of cake.

(Hank leaves)

EDNA: No really. Have this piece of cake.

SASHA: Yum!

EDNA: Tis next one is called Mindylocks and the 3 members of Scarlett and the Shakers.