User blog:Austin4ever/How Old MelissaCom Really Is

Well, guys, if you are wondering how old MelissaCom is, well, a user was wondering if her parents let her do sockpuppetry or she was an adult, well, MelissaCom is actually 5 years old. Are you kidding me?! How can a 5 year old contribute to a wiki if he/she doesn't know the behavior guidelines?!