Yo, Mr. Art... James and Willow might not be around the same age. Heartbreaking news, I know. You expected a handyman and an emo to be legally capable of loving each other, didn't you?
You just said the same thing twice in a row, my guy. You seriously don't seem to be acting as old as you say you are if you talk like you're still in elementary school💀
So you started off as some weird kid who wouldn't let me make an AU and now you picked up pretending people love you when they actually have no idea what kind of drugs you're oncas a new gig?
Wow, Geo's really getting into treating his entire life like a game💀
Sammy, bro, you expected someone on here to actually be aware of your real name, and so far, NOBODY was aware💀
That's why I said to expect the unexpected! You never know what you're gonna get until you get it!
Very funny, Sam💀
And yet you force us to know your real name like freakin' Rumplestiltskin💀
From dinosaur hater to Foodini's newest rival in the minigame-hosting industry. I like the character arc!
Sammy, is that the only pickup line you have or💀
Not everyone will know the same things you know, and you won't always know the same things we know!
You gotta expect the unexpected, pal. Life's full of surprises.
Bro expected me to know despite the fact I'm newer💀
Uhhhhhh
Nice to meet you Sam💀
I'm not sure, dude🤨📸
Yet you never clarified what you do to children so that's just even more sus🤨📸
So your real name is Sam?
Huh. All I did was like Francy's comment. Maybe I should've clarified it was out of respect and because it's beautifully written.
Yeah, but Webber's down bad for her now... and Boomer... and maybe every chick in the Flipverse!
This "Sam" person has been advertised twice, meaning I don't care twice as much.